Goha, the funniest Arabic character- short stories

One day Goha was going to the market, he met someone on the 

road, that person asked him: "Where are you going, Goha?" 

Goha said: "I'm going to the market to buy a donkey" 

The person said: "Say with God's willing" 

Goha said: "I won't say that, I have the money and here is the 

market and I'm going to buy the donkey" 

Goha left him and went to the market but unfortunately the thief 

stole his money. Goha went home sadly and on the road he met the 

same person, the person asked him: "What did you do Goha? " 

Goha said: "God's willing the thief stole my money".